Smilies

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 :-)    Your basic smiley  This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
        joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix


 ;-)    Winky smiley  User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
        More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley


 :-(    Frowning smiley  User did not like that last statement or is upset
        or depressed about something


 :-I    Indifferent smiley  Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
        good as a happy smiley


 :->    User just made a really biting sarcastic remark  Worse than a :-)


 >:->   User just made a really devilish remark


 >;->   Winky and devil combined  A very lewd remark was just made



 :-o    Wow!                       


 :-c    Real unhappy


 :-|    Grim                       


 :-C    Just totally unbelieving


 := |   Baboon                     


 :-B    Drooling


 :-v    Speaking                   


 :-,    Smirk


 :-V    Shout                      


 :-||   Anger


 :-w    Speak with forked tongue  


 :-)    Smiling


 :-r    Sticking tongue out     


 :-(    Frowning


 :-*    Oops!                    


 '-)    Wink


 :-T    Keeping a straight face   


 ;-)    Sardonic Incredulity


 :-D    Said with a smile        


 :-x    Kiss kiss                


 :-"    Pursing lips


 :-[    Pouting                   


 :-#    My lips are sealed


 :-X    A big wet kiss!           


 :-P    Tongue hanging out in anticipation


 :-Y    A quiet aside             


 8-|    Eyes wide with surprise


 >-<    Absolutely livid!!        


 &-|    Tearful


 |-{    "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)


 :-}    "Thish wine tashted pretty good"


 8-]    "wow, maaan"


 8-O    "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)


 :-,    "Hmmmm"


 |~(    "Someone just busted my nose"


 :^D    "Great! I like it!"


 B-D    "Serves you right, dummy!!"


 (}    "Happy Bloke with one eyebrow"



 (-:    User is left handed


 %-)    User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight


 :*)    User is drunk


 [:]    User is a robot


 8-)    User is wearing sunglasses


 B:-)   Sunglasses on head


 ::-)   User wears normal glasses


 B-)    User wears horn-rimmed glasses


 8:-)   User is a little girl


 :-)-8  User is a Big girl


 :-{)   User has a mustache


 :-{}   User wears lipstick


 {:-)   User wears a toupee


 }:-(   Toupee in an updraft


 :-[    User is a Vampire


 :-E    Bucktoothed vampire


 :-F    Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing


 :-7    User just made a wry statement


 :-*    User just ate something sour


 ;-(    User is crying


 ;-)    User is so happy, s/he is crying


 :-@    User is screaming


 :-#    User wears braces


 :^)    User has a broken nose


 :<)    User is from an Ivy League School


 :-&    User is tongue tied


 +-:-)  User is the Pope or holds some other religious office


 `:-)   User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning


 ,:-)   Same thing other side


 |-I    User is asleep


 |-O    User is yawning/snoring


 :-Q    User is a smoker


 :-?    User smokes a pipe


 O-)    Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)


 O :-)  User is an angel (at heart, at least)


 :-P    Nyahhhh!


 :-S    User just made an incoherent statement


 :-D    User is laughing (at you!)


 :-X    User's lips are sealed


 :-C    User is really bummed


 :-/    User is skeptical


 C=:-)  User is a chef


 @=     User is pro-nuclear war


 *<:-)  User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat


 :-o    Uh oh!


 (8-o   It's Mr Bill!


 *:o)   And Bozo the Clown!


 3:]    Pet smiley


 3:[    Mean Pet smiley


 d8=    Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat


 E-:-)  User is a Ham radio operator


 :-9    User is licking his/her lips


 %-6    User is braindead


 [:-)   User is wearing a walkman


 (:I    User is an egghead


 <:-I   User is a dunce


 K:P    User is a little kid with a propeller beenie


 @:-)   User is wearing a turban


 :-0    No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)


 :-:    Mutant Smiley


        The invisible smiley


  -)    User only has one eye


 ,-)    Ditto   but he's winking


 X-(    User just died


 C=}>;*{O)  Mega-Smiley    A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
                           updraft, a mustache, and a double chin



 :] - Gleep   a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend


 :) - Happy
 

 :> - hmm, let me think
 

 :D - Laughter


 :I - Hmmm, not funny!


 :( - Sad


 :[ - Real Downer


 :< - what pretences!


 :{ - oh boy, the headmaster!


 :O - Yelling


 ;( - Crying


 [] - Hugs and


 :* - Kisses



 :-`    smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco


 :-1    smiley bland face


 :-!            "


 :-$    smiley face with it's mouth wired shut


 :-6    smiley after eating something sour


 8-)    smiley swimmer


 :-*    smiley after eating something bitter


 :-&    smiley which is tongue-tied


 :-0    smiley orator


 (:-(   unsmiley frowning


 =:-)   smiley punk-rocker


 =:-(   (real punk rockers don't smile)


 +-:-)  smiley priest


 :-o    smiley singing national anthem


 :-p    smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)


 :-[    un-smiley blockhead


 :-]    smiley blockhead


 :-{    smiley variation on a theme


 :-}    ditto


 {:-)   smiley with its hair parted in the middle


 }:-)   above in an updraft


 g-)    smiley with pince-nez glasses


 :-\    undecided smiley


 :-/    lefty undecided smiley


 :-|    "have an ordinary day" smiley


 ;-)    winking smiley


 :-<    real sad smiley


 :-x    "my lips are sealed" smiley


 :-c    bummed out smiley


 :-v    talking head smiley


 :-?    smilely smoking a pipe


 0-)    smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)


 :<     midget unsmiley


 :>     midget smiley



 :-)    ha ha                  


 ~~:-(  net flame


 |-)    hee hee


 |-D    ho ho


 :->    hey hey


 :-(    boo hoo                  


 X-(    net suicide


 :-I    hmm


 :-O    uh oh                   


 >:-I   net startrek


 :-P    nyah nyah               


 3:o[   net pets


 |-P    yuk


 :-     Male                        


 >-     Female  


 *      Infinity 



 %\v    Picasso


 :)     smiley


 >:)    a little devil


 %-|    been working all night


 ::-)   wears glasses


 }:-(   bull headed


 :-{)   has a mustache


 :-#    braces


 :-&    tounge-tied


 :-D    big smile


 C|:-=  Charlie Chaplin


=|:-)=  Abe Lincoln


 :-W    speak with forked tongue


 :-@    "I swear"


 :-X    my lips are sealed


 :-C    really bummed out


 C=:-)  chef


 *<:-)  Santa Claus


 :-O    Mr. Bill


 *:o)   Bozo


 :*)    Ed McMahon


 [:-)   wearing a walkman


 :-))   double chin


 :-7    smokes a pipe


 C:#    football player


 :-)8   man with bowtie


 :-()   I stubbed my toe


 :-( )  You stepped on my toe


 :-(  ) You backed your car over my toe


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 : *>    a cat    <* :
 

...and make sure to also check out The Extensive List of Smilies (over 1000!)