The Extensive List of Smilies

:) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
:) Happy
:) midget smiley
:) Cheshire cat smile
:) happy
:) salamander
:) User is a midget
:) Smilie without a nose
:-) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
:-) <smile> or <grin>
:-) Your basic smiley
:-) ha ha
:-) Comedy
:-) Willie Shoemaker
:-) "We are all, each of us, alone"
:-) happy
:-) humorous
:-) smiley standard
:-) the normal smiling face
:-) User is an orator
:-) Happy user
:> Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
:> midget smiley
:> hmm, let me think...
:> User is a midget
;) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
;) midget Wink
;) winking
;-) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
;-) Wink (or wink and a smile)
;-) winking smiley
;-) "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
;-) a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
;-) beaten up
;-) could be pirate smiling face??
;-) crying with happiness
;-) getting fresh
;-) sardonic incredulity
;-) smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-) User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
;> Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
;> midget Wink
B-) Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
B-) Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
B-) message from Batman
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
B-) horn-rims
B-) "Holy trichinosis!"
B-) "I pray daily for death"
B-) "Let's do the beach, man!"
B-) User is ready for the beach
8-) Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
8-) Smile with glasses
8-) Smiling and wearing glasses
8-) wide-eyed look
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
8-) smiley swimmer
8-) smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
8-) "I was the second gunman"
8-) excited
8-) Bug-eyed smilie
:D Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
:D Laughter
:-D Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
:-D big mouth
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-D big smile
:-D said with a smile
:-D talking too much
:-D User is a blabber mouth
:-D Laugh-happy user
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
:-o User singing national anthem
:-o Uh oh!
:-o Surprise
:-o "Oh, the humanity!"
:-o Mr. Bill
:-o Wow!
:-o shocked
:-o yawn
:-( Sad or disappointed face
:-( Unhappy
:-( Frowning smilie.
:-( boo hoo
:-( Drama
:-( "I will start with those you love most"
:-( has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-( mad
:-( sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-( un-smiley
:-( Displeasure
:-( Sad user
:-P Tongue stuck out
:-P Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-P nyah nyah
:-P "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
:-P has a secret to tell you
:-P telling secrets
:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-P User is wanting to lick your neck
:-J Tongue in cheek
:-J Tongue-in-cheek comments
:-# Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said
:-# Censored
:-# User wears braces
:-# braces
:-# my lips are sealed
:-# mouth zipped
:-# punched in the mouth
:-$ Message indicating person is ill
:-$ put your money where your mouth is
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-$ "These braces sure do hurt!"
:-$ mouth wired shut
:-$ sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
:-$ uncertainty
:-$ Jewish user
:-& Message indicating person is angry
:-& User is tongue tied.
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-& Perplexed
:-& User eating spaghetti
:-* Kiss...
:-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
:-* User just ate a sour pickle
:-* User just ate something sour
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-* after eating something bitter or sour
:-x Kiss kiss
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-x "my lips are sealed"
:-x not telling any secrets
:-x user kissing
:-(=) Message from a person with big teeth.
:-(=) Message about people with big teeth
:-(=) bucktooth smiley
:-(=) big teeth
<:-) Dumb questions
<:-) For dumb questions
<:-) User is Vietnamese peasant
<:-) Hero user
|-( Late night messages
|-( Nightmare.
|-( smiley lost his contact lenses
|-( asleep with nightmares
|-( yawn
:^) From a person with a large nose
:^) Messages teasing people about their noses
:^) User has a broken nose
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^) smiley with a personality
:^) 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
:^) broken nose
:*) Clowning around
:*) Smile with moustache
:*) I'm drunk
:*) User is drunk
:*) Ed McMahon
:*) drunk smiling face
:*) everyman
:*) Smilie with the nose of a clown
:*) From a person with braces
:*) Messages teasing people about their braces
:*) User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces
&:-) From a person with curly hair
&:-) Messages from people with curly hair
&:-) curly hair
&:-) User is Guinan
@:-) From a person with wavy hair
@:-) User is wearing a turban
@:-) smiley wearing a turban
@:-) Indian (East)
@:-) Elvis
#:-) From a person with matted hair
#:-) Done by someone with sort of matted hair
#:-) "Everything you know is wrong"
#:-) For people whose hair is in a mess
#:-) User has a crewcut
#:-) Smilie with a fur hat
O:-) Angel
O:-) for those innocent souls
O:-) angel smiley
O:-) acting very innocent (halo)
O:-) with halo
C=:-) Chef
C=:-) User is a chef
C=:-) chef smiley
C=:-) Galloping Gourmet
;-)}<////> Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)
:-) )-: Masking theatrical comments
:-|K- Formal message.
:-|K- User is formally attired
<:>== A turkey
<:>== A turkey emoticon
...---... S.O.S.
O­O A guy is mooning you
O:O A girl is mooning you
@*&$!% You know what that means...
2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
2B|^2B "Forty Second should suffice"
(O--< A fishy message...
(O--< User suspects something fishy is going on
@}->-- A rose.
@>+-+-- A rose.
@>-->-- A rose.
@}-,-'-- A rose.
@}-;--`--- A rose.
@>--->---- A rose.
@}--;---`---- A rose.
@}`,---------- A rose.
@}-^---,------ A rose.
@}-->---->---- A rose.
@}--)----)---- A rose.
@)--`---,----- A rose.
@}--<---<----- A rose.
@}--`----,---- A rose.
@}----`----^-- A rose.
@(---`--`------ A rose.
@},`----------- A rose.
@}--,--`------- A rose.
(-_-) Secret smile
(-_-) User is happy (sideways)
(.)(.) Ms. Dos
(.)(.) User has big boobs
()x() Ms. Dos with "Cross Your Heart" Bra
:/) Not funny
:-))) reeeel happy, big smile
:-))) I'm overweight
:-))) William Conrad
:-> Alternate happy face
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
:-> hey hey
:-> sarcastic smiley
:-> biting sarcastic face
:-> deformed lips
:-> happy
:-> yet another smiley
:-> Smug
:-> User just made a really devilish remark
:-c Real unhappy
:-c bummed out smiley
:-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
:-C User is really bummed
:-C real unhappy smiley
:-C Dracula user
:-< Forlorn
:-< real sad smiley
:-< walrus smiley
:-< frowning
:-< moustache
:-< amazed
;-C Sardonic incredulity
:-} Crooked Smile
:-} smiley variation on a theme
:-} beard
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
:-} fiendish grin
:-} lipstick
:-} normal smiling face with pretty lips
:-} wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-} User has had a little too much to drink
:-} Smilie with a curly smile
:-} User happy Matthew
:-i Semi-Smiley
:-i User is half smiling
:-i Smoking
:-7 User after a wry statement
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
:-7 smirking smiley
:-7 smokes a pipe
:-7 talking out of side of mouth
:-7 wry face
(@ @) You're kidding!
:-" Pursing lips
:-" whistling smiley
:-" heavy smoker
:-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
:-v talking head smiley
:-v speaking
:-V Shout
:-V shouting smiley
:-O Shout
:-O uh oh
:-O talkaktive smiley
:-O Mr. Bill
:-O Wow!
:-O birth
:-O ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
:-O yelling
:-O Shocked user
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-W Shout with forked tongue
:-W speak with forked tongue
:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-r smiley raspberry
:-r sticking tongue out
:-f Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-f sticking tongue out
:-p Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-1 Smirks
:-1 smiley bland face
:-1 bland face
:-, Smirks
:-, "Hmmmm."
:-, smirking
<:-O Eeek!
<:-O User just saw a mouse, Eeek!
:-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-T keeping a straight face
:-y Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
:-y said with a smile
:-| Disgusted
:-| man playing an harmonica
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
:-| User is having an ordinary day
:-| grim
:-| no expression
:-| no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| Dead face
:'-( Shedding a tear
:'-( User is crying
:'-( crying
:~-( Shedding a tear
:~-( crying
:~(~~~ crying
:-).... drool
:-)~~~ another drool
|-) getting tired
|-) A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight.
|-) Lt. LaForge
|-) Data
|-) hee hee
|-) Chinese
|-) Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
|-) asleep (boredom)
|-) Nip user
:~) yummee - lick lips
:~) Peter Ubberoth
:~) needs a nosejob
:~) pointy nose (righty)
:~) smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:~) ugly nose
:-? Licking your lips
:-? User smokes a pipe
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
:-? smoking a pipe
:-? tongue in cheek
:-? User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult
:-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
o= A burning candle for flames
-= A doused candle to end a flame
8 Infinity
.-) User has one eye
.-) User is Sammy Davis, Jr.
:-: User is mutant
:-: mutant smiley
:-: mutant
:-: toothless
:-: The invisible smilie
:-: smiley invisible man
:-: ghost smiley in invisible state
:-: Here's the boat I lost.
:<) For those with hairy lips
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:<) User is a blabber mouth
:^{ For those with mustaches
8*) Smile with glasses and moustache
8*) glasses and a moustache
B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!
:<)= For those with beards too
:-=) Older user with mustache
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:-=) Adolph Hitler
:-#| User with bushy mustache
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-#| bushy mustache
::-) User wears glasses
::-) User wears normal glasses
::-) User has four eyes
8:-) Glasses on forehead
8:-) from a little girl
8:-) User is a little girl
8:-) little girl smiley
B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses
B-| cheap sunglasses
P-) Pirate
P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-) getting fresh
:-{ Count Dracula
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-{ mustache
:-{ User sad Matthew
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
=|:-)= Abe Lincoln
7:) Ronald Reagan
7:) Smoking
:~j Smoking and smiling
:/i No smoking
:-I Indifferent smilie.
:-I hmm
:-I indifferent
:-I thinking
:-I Poker face
:-I It's something, but I don't know what...
:-I User without a sense of humor
:-B Drooling (or overbite)
:-B User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
:-B Buttmouth user
):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw
(:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
(:-) Captain Picard
(:-) smiley big-face
(:-) "I never sang for my grandfather"
(:-) big-face
(:-) no hair
(:-) surprised
(:-) User is bald
(:-) wearing bicycle helmet
(:-) Smilie wearing skull cap
@= Warning about nuclear war
@= User is pro-nuclear war
@= "Kafka was a momma's boy"
@= flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows
OO Headlights on msg
:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:_) after a fight where his nose was smashed in
:_) Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC)
:_) "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
:_) "Jesus built my hotrod"
:_) smiley done by someone with matted hair
(:-$ Message indicating person is ill
(:-$ ill
(:-$ ill-informed about the Renaissance
(:-& Message indicating person is angry
(:-& Rosicrucian
(:-& angry
(:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-( very unhappy smiley
(:-( the saddest smiley
(:-( Sting
(:-( frowning
(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
(:^( Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
(:^( broken nose
(:<) Message concerning blabber mouths
(:<) Rastafari
(:<) blabber mouth
?-( Message about people with a black eye
?-( black eye
*:* Message about fuzzy things
*:* fuzzy
*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
*:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
%-) Message about people with broken glasses
%-) User is cross-eyed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-) Elephant man
%-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
%-) broken glasses
%-) drunk with laughter
%-) long bangs
+<:-| Message from a monk/nun
{0-) Message from cyclops
{0-) hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling
(:-|K- Formal message.
(:-|K- formally attired
@%&$%& You know what that means
@%&$%& N.W.A. fan
@%&$%& User is swearing up a storm
||*( Handshake offered (giving)
||*) Handshake accepted (taking)
<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
>< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
<{:-)} Message in a bottle
<{:-)} in a bottle
<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket
<:-)<<| in a space rocket
(:-... Heart-breaking message
(:-... heart-broken
<<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)
<I==I) A message on four wheels
<I==I) User is on four wheels
{ Alfred Hitchcock
{ a psycho
{ Opposite of a rose
&;-P A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case.
*;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing
*;-~i nonchalantly on her cigarette.
*;-~i Devil
*;-~i Nasty user
>;-) Devilish Wink
:-)## Guy with a Beard
@:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa
&:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw
&8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw
@@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses
(8-} Percy Dovetonsils
>-) Oriental Smiling Face
&B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.
O!O a MALE moon
O^O a FEMALE moon
;|8-) Hagar caught lying
7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan
7:^] Ronald Reagan
*<|:-) I'm Santa Claus
*<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
)-:|<* Sanity Clause
[:-) I'm wearing a walkman
[:-) smiley wearing a walkman
[:-) listening to walkman
[:-) User has a flattop
[:-) Frankenstein user
[:-) Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the flat top)
[:-) User is wearing a hard-hat
d:-) I'm a Braves fan
d:-) message about baseball
d:-) baseball smiley
d:-) baseball player
d:-) Smilie with a cap
:-\ Popeye smiling face
:-\ undecided smiley
:-\ User is VERY sad
:-\ Thinking
;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-\ Popeye beaten up
:-s User after a BIZARRE comment
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
-:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
-:-) User is a punk rocker
-:-) has mohawk
:%)% User has acne
:n) User with funny-looking right nose
:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
:u) User with funny-looking left nose
:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
'-) User only has a left eye, which is closed
'-) winking smiley
'-) one eyed man
(-: User is left-handed
(-: Australian
(-: Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-: left-handed
(-) User needs a haircut
(:I Egghead
(:I User is an egghead
{:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{:-) Kirk
{:-) User wears a toupee
{:-) smiley wears a toupee
{:-) new hair style
{:-) Smiley priest
{:-) priest smiley
{:-) priest
=:-) Smiley punk-rocker
=:-) from a hosehead
=:-) smiley is a punk
=:-) punk rocker
%-^ User is Picasso
%-^ Picasso
%-^ User was painted by Picaso
@:I Turban
(><) Anally retentive
:-! Foot in mouth
:-! smiley bland face
:-! bland face
:-! Malcom McUser
#-) Partied all night
#-) Lt. LaForge
:-(*) about to vomit
:-(*) that comment made me sick
:-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
%-\ hungover
:-)8 well dressed
:-)8 man with bowtie
:-)-{8 from a big girl
:x( habe a code in by dose
8:] from a gorilla
8:] gorilla
(:)-) scuba diver
(:)-) likes to scuba dive
(:)-) scuba diving
(-:|:-) Siamese twins
{:V sounds like a duck
%+{ from the loser of a fight
%+{ lost a fight
d :-) hats off to your great idea
q:-) for those who wear their caps backwards
q:-) wearing baseball cap backwards
q:-) User is a baseball player
>:-| Spock
:-/ McCoy
:-/ User is skeptical
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-/ Retarded user
:-{)} Commander Riker
<>:{(} Lt. Worf
**:-) Counsellor Troi
]) Lt. LaForge
[:-| Data
{(:-) I am William Shatner
{(:-) wearing toupee
} (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind
8(:-) Zippy
8(:-) Mickey Mouse
8(:-) Mousketeer
8(:-) Walt Disney
******:-) Marge Simpson
^^ happiness (Japanese symbol)
^^; embarrasment (Japanese symbol)
;; sadness (Japanese symbol)
-- when it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>:-> devilish smiley
>:-> devilish
>;-> Winky and devil combined.
>;-> a very lewd remark was just made
[:] User is a robot
[:] robot smiley
[:] robot
B:-) Sunglasses on head
B:-) User has glasses on forehead
:-)-8 User is a Big girl (partial body)
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{) moustache
:-{) normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
:-{} smiley wears lipstick
:-{} heavy lipstick
:-{} Mick Jagger
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
}:-( bull headed
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-[ vampire smiley
:-[ biting criticism
:-[ blockhead
:-[ pouting
:-[ sarcastic
:-[ Count Dracula
:-[ Bucktoothed vampire
:-[ has major dental problems
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-)~ User drools
:-)~ drooling
:-~) User has a cold
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:'-) crying with happiness
:-@ User is screaming
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-@ User is saying, "It's true, I swear"
:-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-@ extremely angry
:-@ swearing
:-@ User about to barf
:v) User has a broken nose
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
:v) left-pointing broken nose
-:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
:=) orangutan smiley
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
+-:-) priest
`:-) shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
,:-) David Ogden Stiers' toupee
,:-) shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
|-I User is asleep
|-I sleeping
|-O User is yawning/snoring
|-O Birth
|-O bored
|-O User is bored by the article you submitted
:-Q User is a smoker
:-Q smoker
:-Q smoking smiley
:-Q User smoking a bud
O-) message from cyclops
O-) smiley after smoking a banana
O-) Megaton Man, on patrol!
O-) scuba diver
O-) arc-welder
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
O :-) Angel
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-S what you say makes no sense
:-S Sick smilie
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-X bow tie
:-X a big wet kiss
:-X User with taped-up mouth
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
*<:-) Santa Claus
*<:-) Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) It's Bozo the Clown!
*:o) User is a bozo
3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
3:[ pit bull smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
:-9 smiley licking it's lips
%-6 User is braindead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0 orator
:-0 smiley orator
:-0 user can't find shift key
..-) User only has one eye
,-) User only has one eye
,-) winking happy smiley
,-) one eye ... and winking
X-( User just died
X-( net.suicide
X-( you are brain dead
X-( Dead user
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
C=}>;*{)) updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=) Variation on a theme
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:@ what?
:I Hmmm...
:I Hmmm, not funny!
:( Sad
:( sad-turtle smiley
:( frowning
:[ Real Downer
:< midget unsmiley
:< what pretences!
:{ oh boy, the headmaster!
:O Yelling
:C what?
:Q smoking
:,( Crying
:,( crying smiley
[] Hugs
:* Kisses
|I Asleep
|^o Snoring
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-` spitting out chewing tobacco
:-% smiley banker
:-% banker
:-% bearded
:-% talking out of both sides of mouth
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:-6 smiley after eating something spicy
):-) smiley big-face
):-) impish smiley
):-( unsmiley big-face
):-( nordic smiley
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
=:-( real punks never smile
=:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-q trying to touch tongue to nose
:-e disappointed smiley
:-e disappointed
:-t cross smiley
:-t pouting smiley
:-] smiley blockhead
:-] biting sarcasm
:-] blockhead
:-] sarcastic
:-] Smilie with straight smile
:-] Obnoxious user
}:-) hair parted in the middle in an updraft
}:-) wearing toupee in an updraft
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
:-d said with a smile
:-d User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt
g-) wearing pince-nez glasses
:-j left smiling smilely
:-j User has a crooked smile
:-j Smoking and smiling
:-k User is biting his/her lip
:-l yet another smiley
:-l User is almost smiling
:-z yet another cross smiley
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
:-b "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
:-b User is sticking out tongue
.-] one-eyed smilely
,-} wry and winking
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0-) Cyclops
0-) arc-welder
0-) scuba diver
0-) User wears a scuba mask
0-) Happy invader from Mars
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
}:^#}) with a double-chin
|-D ho ho
|-D Laughing out loud, HO HO
~~:-( net.flame
O |-) net.religion
8 :-I net.unix-wizards
E-:-I net.ham-radio
>:-I net.startrek
3:o[ net.pets
|-P yuk
|-P reaction to unusually ugly C code
<:I dunce
:-8( condescending stare
>:-< mad
8-| Suspense
8-| eyes wide with surprise
:- Male
:- prolog programmer
>- Female
8-# Death
8-# dead smiley
8-# User is dead
8-O "Omigod!!"
8-O took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O User just before doubling over with pain
;-( crying smiley
;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out
;-( beaten up
;-( sad face gets his lights punched out
;-( sad or mad and got beat up
;^) smirking smiley
:-)8< big girl smiley
:-}X bow tie-wearing smiley
<:-l dunce smiley
>:-l klingon smiley
@:-} smiley just back from the hairdresser
X:-) little kid with a propeller beanie
X:-) User is Aunt Jemima
l^o hepcat smiley
}:^#) pointy nosed smiley
:-3 handlebar mustache smiley
: = beaver smiley
P-( pirate smiley
:8) pigish smiley
:8) pig
:/\) extremely bignosed smiley
([( Robocop
&-l that made me cry
l-O smiley is yawning
l:-O flattop loudmouth smiley
$-) yuppie smiley
$-) Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
$-) won big at Las Vegas
$-) won the lottery
:----} you lie like pinnochio
8<:-) smiley is a wizard
:#) drunk smiley
H-) cross-eyed smiley
H-) User is Geordie LaForge
]-I smiley wearing sunglasses
V^J smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)
+-( smiley, shot between the eyes
~:-P smiley, thinking and steaming
~:-P having only one single hair
`' cat's eyes in the night
L-P totally scrambled smiley
BI a frog
-( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room
-( User with gouged-out eyes
!-( black eye
!-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth."
!-| Popeye User
!.'v (profile) flat top
!|:-( ) being brained by a baseball bat
#(,'%/) slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair
#:o+= Betty Boop
&:-o-8-< Betty Boop
$$-) for academic jobs
$$$-) for industrial jobs
$$$$-) for people starting up their own company
% for bike accidents
%') after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-( hung over
%*} very drunk
%-( confusion
%-(I) laughing out loud
%-<I> drunk with laughter
%-{ sad variation
%-| been working all night
%-} humor variation
%-~ Picasso
%-~ User was painted by Picaso
%\v Picasso
%\v User was painted by Picaso
&-| tearful
&.(.. crying
':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
':-) one eyebrow
'~;E unspecified 4-legged critter
'~;E unhappy Cheshire cat
(!) reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football
($) speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC
() reference to football
(,'%/) slept too long on one side
(-.-)Zzz... sleeping (sideways)
(-::-) Siamese twins
(-E: wearing bifocals
(-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00) mooning you
(8-) wears glasses
(8-) Homer Simpson
(8-{)} glasses, moustache and a beard
(: (=| wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)
(:+) big nose
(:- unsmiley frowning
(:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
(:-# said something he shouldn't have
(:-* kissing
(:-D blabber mouth
(:-I egghead
(:-\ VERY sad
(:-{~ bearded
(:=) TWO noses (?)
(H f Robocop in a hydraulic press
(V)=| pacman champion
(X0||) double hamburger with lettuce and tomato
(^^)y-~~~ smoking (sideways)
(x) reference to Vanderbilt football
(|-| F Robocop
(}-8] left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
) Cheshire cat
*!#*!^*&:-) a schizophrenic
** for winter sports generally
**-( too many shocks
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-) shot dead
*-) User was shot for the last posting
*8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)
*<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X party outfit with hat and bow-tie
*<|:-)) Santa Claus
*L* User is blotto (sideways)
*| for "oh what a beautiful sunset"
*| User is commenting on the sunset
+-(:-) Religious leader
+-(:-) the Pope
+<.'v (profile) knight
+<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..."
+<:-) User is a bishop
+<||-) knight
+O:-) the Pope
,.'v (profile) has short hair
- Helen Keller
- @= messages about nuclear war
- -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
- -:-) punk rocker
-) Jose Feliciano
---... SOS (variant)
---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/- stirring up trouble
-:) has mohawk
-=#:-) wizard
->- for airline tickets going cheap
->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead
'! (profile) grim
'" (profile) pursing lips
'J (profile) smiling
'P (profile) sticking tongue out
'T (profile) keeping a straight face
'U (profile) yawning
'V (profile) shouting
'Y (profile) whistling
'\ (profile) frowning
'r (profile) sticking tongue out
'v (profile) talking
'w (profile) speaking with forked tongue
-( always should wear safety glasses
-] one eye
.---... ABBA fan
.---... SOS
...( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life
\/ duck variation
^v (profile) pointy nose
_) suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every
_) ten minutes now)
_) suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~ User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
/:-| Mr. Spock
/;-) has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow
/\ for camping and backpacking
0-( scuba diver with a broken mask
0:-) angel
3 :-) Bart Simpson
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o cow
4:-) George Washington
5:-) Elvis Presley
6\/) elephant
7:-) Fred Flintstone
8) frog
8-* just ate a hot pepper
8-O --* just before doubling over with pain
8-P reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee
8-S sees all evil
8-] "wow, maaan"
8-] User is FDR
8-o Mr. Bill
8:) pig
8=:-) Galloping Gourmet
8=:-) chef
8P bullfrog in mating season
8^ chicken
8_) don't get your nose out of joint
8_) User has his nose out of joint
8b bullfrog in mating season
: ) leper
:###) Jimmy Durante
:$) Donald Trump
:%) an accountant
:'( crying
:'O Bob Hope
:'} Richard Nixon
:(=) Jimmy Carter
:+( punched nose, hurt
:+) Carl Friedrich Gauss
:+) User has big nose
:-' smoker
:-'| has a cold
:-( ) You backed your car over my toe
:-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell
:-() User has stubbed toe
:-() Negro user
:-(0) yelling
:-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it."
:-(O) yelling
:-) , outie belly button
:-) . innie belly button
:-) 8 Dolly Parton
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce
:-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
:-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine
:-)!!! Sam Kinnison
:-)' drooling
:-)) double chin
:-)* speaks Esperanto
:-)* User is man with a bowtie
:-)-- 98-pound weakling (showing partial body)
:-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X wearing a bowtie
:-)X Sen. Paul Simon
:-)} has goatee/beard
:--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------) big liar
:-.) Madonna
:-.) Marilyn Monroe
:->X==| smiley formalware
:-G- smoking cigarettes
:-M speaking no evil
:-O>-o smiley American tourist
:-Q~ smoking
:-R has the flu
:-Y a quiet aside
:-bill Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest
:-d~ smokes heavily
:-p~ smokes heavily
:-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet seat
:-{~ has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-| :-| deja' vu
:-|| angry
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
:3-< dog
::=)) double vision or needs new shocks
:<() African tribesman
:<= walrus
:<| attends an Ivy League school
:= | Baboon
:=8) baboon
:>) big nose
:?) philosopher
:@) pig
:@) Smilie with a pig nose
:P sticking out tongue
:Q) John Q. Public
:Ui smoking
:Uj smoking and smiling
:V woodpecker
:V) woodpecker
:X lips are sealed
:X) hearing no evil
:^( has had his nose put out of joint
:^( User has a broken nose
:^D "Great! I like it!"
:^{)> moustache and beard
:b sticking out tongue
:c) big nose variant
:c< big nose variant
:d stick out your tongue
:o) Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy)
:q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"
:~( nose put out of joint
:~-) so happy, s/he is crying
:~/ really mixed up
; Cheshire cat with gingivitis
;( crying
;-? wry tongue in cheek
;-D a friendly, winking, laughing smile
;-| beaten up but silent
;-| no expression face gets his lights punched out
;-| says nothing but still gets beat up
;-} leer? (terminal dependent)
;-} User is wry and winking
;:-) really bad toupee
;^? punched out
;^? User was punched out for submitting sexist articles
<*:oDX clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-( disappointed
<:-( dunce
<= for messages about housing in the Snow Belt
<@:{(>X mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow tie
<|-(= Chinese and doesn't like this article
<|-(= Chinese and unhappy
<|-)= Chinese
<|-)= Chinese with a beard
=):-) Uncle Sam
=-O the Enterprise
=-O * * * the Enterprise firing photon torpedoes
=-O~~~ the Enterprise firing phasers
=.'v (profile) has mohawk
=0== Mexican on a railroad!
=8') ???
=8-> a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself
=:-#} punk rocker with a mustache
=:-#} smiley punk with a mustache
=:-H football player
==#== railroad crossings
===:[OO']>:=== has been railroaded
=====:} snake
=^) open minded smiley
=t== Mexican run over by train
=|:-) Abe Lincoln
>%) Wile E. Coyote
>-< absolutely livid!!
>-> china man
>-^);> fish
>8o!... Bugs Bunny with carrot
>:) a little devil
>:*) Bozo the Clown
>:-( mad, annoyed
>:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^( headhunter (Amazon style)
>>-O-> General Custer
>[I Television
>w nose-thumbing gesture
>|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation."
>|-> Chinese
?:) single curl of hair
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means
@-( "Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!"
@-) Cyclops
@-) Space... The Final Frontier
@-) seeing stars
@.'v (profile) has curly hair
@l@ too many hours at terminal
B) frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8 Sir Robin Day
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B^) hornrimmed glasses
C:# football player
C:-) large brain capacity
C=>8*) devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
C=}>;*{O) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
C=}>;*{O) updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
C|:-= Charlie Chaplin
EK( Frankenstien
Ic:() pygmy with bone in hair
L:-) just graduated
M-) sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M.^.M nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter
M:-) saluting
O 8-) the angelic halo look
O+ appropriate for women's messages, surely?
O-&-< doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body)
O-(==< chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-G-< pointing to self (mini whole body)
O-S-< in a hurry (mini whole body)
O-Z-< in a big hurry (mini whole body)
O>-<|= of interest to women
Q:-) new graduate
R-) broken glasses
[8-{) bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
[:-] square head
[:|] robot (or other AI project)
[= for messages about housing in Arizona
\.^./ lotus position, seen from above
\/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-) french hat
\:^) gumby smiley
\:^) User is gumby
\o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) (sideways)
]:-) The Devil
]:-) Smilie with a nurse hat
]:-> The Devil
]:-> User is devilish
^(^ happy variation (sideways)
^)^ ^(^ two people talking (sideways)
^L^ happy (sideways)
^v^v^ mountains
^v^v^ User is near the mountains
_:^) American Indian
_\\// Vulcan salute
__! enough for now
__. properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__/~`-'~\_/ line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__ cat on a wall
Q~` cat
_______ Wile E. Coyote under rock
_______ a He-Ne laser line
_______ student EEG on Saturday night
`-_-' Have you hugged your wolf today?
`^J smiley
d :-o hats off to your great idea
d.'v (profile) wearing hard hat
i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(== =< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-) Cyclops
o-<:-{{{ Santa
o/ raised hand
oO:-)*** Santa Claus
oo "It's cold out"
oo somebody's head-lights are on
oo- puzzled, confused
pp# cow (sideways)
pq`#' bull (sideways)
r:-) wearing ponytail
y:-) bad toupee
{ :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
{8-} grinning mischievously (or just charmingly)
{:-{)} new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/ sounds like a duck
{:^=( Adolph Hitler
{= for messages about housing
{{-}}} refugee from the '60's
{} 'no comment'
| for bike fleet messages
|) salamander
|-<> kissy face
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
|:-) heavy eyebrows
|:-) User has the one eyebrow syndrome
|:-O (no explanation given)
|:-| excessively rigid
|:[' Groucho Marx
|| for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles
|~( "Someone just busted my nose"
|~( User just had nose busted
}(:-( wearing toupee in wind
}-) a wry grin
}:-< cat
}:~#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley
}:~#}) with a double-chin
~:-( net.flame
~:-( User is being flamed
~:-( User is particularly angry (steamed)
~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~\8-O zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~c___ beach
~~~8} snake
~~~~8} snake
~~~~:> person in a transporter beam
~~~~> photon
|-( ) yawning smiley
|-(= =) yawning smiley from Vietnam
IIII8^)X Cat in the Hat
: .) Cindy Crawford
((: =)X Charlie Chaplin
: =) Adolf Hitler
<+-< : ) Pope
C:\> MS-DOS Programmer
^_^ Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)
;_; Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)
@_@ Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)
=:) User is a bunny
=:x User is a bunny
{:<> User is Daffy Duck
>>>>>:========== === User is a vegetable (asparagus)
(:= User is a beaver
:=8| User is a baboon
>:-3= User is Bugs Bunny
(:<> User is a duck
:8] User is a gorilla
.\/ User is a duck (profile)
#B<> User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.
#B<> User is the Cheshire cat
(:-) : 8- User is a male
{:-} 8 > User is a female
(:-) : ==8 User is a male on the make
(:-) : ==8 User is a male after zipping up fly too fast
{:-} 8 X User is a female wearing chastity belt
$:-) : 8- User is a male prostitute
$:-} B > User is a female prostitute
(8-( : -8 User is a masked rapist
(:-) ? User is having a sex change
(:-) : 8=== User is John Holmes
*:-} 8 8- User is a transvestite
[:-) 8 > User is a gay female (butch)
{:-( : > User is a female with small breasts
*:-} : 8- User is a gay male (fem)
*:-} : 8- User is an impotent male
*:-} : 8- User has an outie belly button
*:-} : 8- User is in need of some corrective surgery
*:-} : 8- User is taking a leak
*:-} : 8- User after a cold shower
{:-| 8( )> User is a pregnant female
{:-| 8( )> User is taking matters into his own hand
>:-( 8 > User is a female after reading sexist opinions on feminists
{:-) 8 > < User is a mermaid.
{:-) 8 >d-: Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body)
@O=E<= User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater (mini whole body)
B-)-[< User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole body)
O>--< User is dead on pavement (mini whole body)
o>8<|= User is writing messages about interesting women (mini whole body)
oO:)& User is a grandmother
*-=|8-D User is a clown
#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||| User is a totem pole
>[:^) User watches too much TV
[]:-{o User is a Barbershop quartet singer
<*(:-? User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer
::-b|d-:: User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror
(P-| User is a Borg
X^o User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms
K%*} User is very drunk with lampshade on head
{-) User is needs a haircut
(:-)>+ User is a Monk
:-... User is heart-broken
(:-)} User is bald and bearded
(D:-] User is a General
*!#*!^*&~ >:-( User is very angry after losing hours of work
*(H-) User is a downhill skier
*8=(: User is a blubbering idiot
.-( User should have worn safety glasses
._) User is suffering from Lorentz contractions
G-( User is a scuba diver with a broken mask
8-{) User is has glasses and a moustache
8===> User is a dickhead
: ( User is a leper
:-( ) User has had toes stepped on
:-( ) Shocked
:-(= User has buck teeth
:-) :-( :-) :-( manic depressive
:-)>-o User is a doctor with stethoscope
:-)K- User is wearing shirt and tie
>:-@ User is extremely angry
:-@%$# User is swearing
:-G-~ User is smoking cigarettes
:-O>-[o] User is an American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P* User is spitting out its chewing tobacco
>:-t User is cross
>;-(' User is is so mad that s/he is spitting
%-( User is a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
={:-)] User is in a bottle
=:-#( User is punk rocker with a mustache
(:-H User is football player
==:%(== User is has been railroaded
>-< User is absolutely livid!!
=>B=) User is a punk rocker
>:w) User is making the nose-thumbing gesture
?:-) User has wavy hair, parted on right
C:H User is a football player
I8${} User is a Ubangi (bone in nose)
K:-) User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
K:-) Simile with a graduation hat
R-( User has broken glasses
@@@@@@:-) User is Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
~(:-) User is Homer Simpson
:-. User has 'no comment'
~:o User is a baby
~:@ User is a baby with a pacifier
:-C===8 User is giving or receiving a blowjob
:-) (-: + :-o o-: + :-Pd-: Users in a kissing sequence
=-) Sideways smily face
:-o zz z z Z Z Bored
:^U Turned face
:^Y Turned poker face
:^r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:^y Turned smiling face
:^W Turned face with tongue out
:^" Pursing lips
:-[] Robot face
:-[#] Smilie with braces
%) Artistic face
%) Here's a racing yacht.
C|:-) Smilie with a bowler hat
:-)= Smilie with beard
|-Q Smoking and yelling chinese
!8-) nerd with combed hair
B-] Batman smiley
K-[ Batman with eyes poked out
=^-^= Cat smile
[:~~~~>)##### Jewish guy smiling
[:~~~~>o##### Jewish guy reading tora
|:/ Constipated
:-+ User with too much lipstick
:-*| User with moustache
:-=( Hitler user
8-(:-} Matt user with propeller beanie
:-h User with forked tongue
:-)B User with large breasts
(*): I Cyclops user
*8-I Nerd user
*X-I Dead nerd user
=(:-) Punk user
:::-) ElephantmanUser
._/ Squashed user
-: User up-side down with a brick in his mouth
:-)I User on the town
8-)*--- Miami Vice user
{{:-) Klingon warrior smiling after victory
}}:-) Klingon warrior smiling after victory
@:-\ Elvis
___m_oo_m___ Spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ REALLY spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Clown spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Spying at the wall with nails
___m_oo_m___ _ Octopus spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Crab spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Snail spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Koala spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Yet another pig spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Yet another ant spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Ant with banner spying
___m_oo_m___ ,,,,,,___ Ants marching and spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ ,,,,,P,___ Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Invisible Man spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ _ "Monica" spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Chinese spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Dwarf spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Cyclops spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Man with glasses spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Twins spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Siamese Twins spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Dead cartoon spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ Cap. Hook spying at the wall
___m_oo_m___ One-handed spying at the wall
<B-v user using glasses and speaking
@&o/ tearful-skeptical user wearing a turban
~~:I user burning
{|^x~ hair-parted-in-the-middle user kissing and drooling
*!#^!*:@) pig-nose-schizophrenic user smiling
<|*} Chinese-drunk-happy user
OOOOX-~( dead-Marge Simpson-sad user with a cold
<X crazy user giving a wet kiss
+-::(@) religious user using normal glasses and shouting
[0-\ cyclops-undecided user using a walkman
<,-? one-winking-eye-only user smoking a pipe
<&*c tearful-drunk-unhappy user
>&-r tearful user sticking tongue out
<8-* surprised user eating something bitter
(Bo/ egg-head-skeptical user using glasses
{:0 orator user wearing a toupee
}::-? user wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses
}::-? and smoking a pipe
B:*/ drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head
*^O crazy-big-mouth user
OOOO-{I Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache
<:@0 pig-nose-orator user.
<8-~) swimmer user with a cold and smiling
>|*b drunk user pointing the tongue out
@0-( scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban
(:-~I egg-head user with a cold
(B:o# egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces
*.-) one-eye-only user smiling
~~0{ scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning
<:-} happy user
OOOOBc~ Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling
OOOO:@[ pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire user
(8*< egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user
O 8) angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling
<;-{( sad user crying and using a mustache
*!#^!*|o# schizophrenic user wearing braces
<0*c cyclops-drunk-unhappy user
~~:-w user burning and speaking with forked tongue
+-8-( religious-sad user wearing sunglasses
<:-@ 8- male user screaming
[B-~[ vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold
*!#^!*,-{\ schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user
*!#^!*,-{\ using a mustache
<:-) >- female user smiling
*( crazy user frowning
>8-< devilish-surprised-mad user
::-{} user using normal glasses and wearing lipstick
+-B:p religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing the tongue out
}0*O cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft
+-:-/ religious-undecided user
@::-x user wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing
3:) pet user smiling
*!#^!*:@[ pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user
@,^V one-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting
:*(@) drunk user shouting
<.(@) one-eye-only user shouting
<8-{D happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache
|-~b user with a cold and pointing the tongue out
*!#^!*|oO schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring
@8[ surprised-vampire user wearing a turban
<:) user smiling
<&-I fool-tearful user
<B:-/~ undecided user with sunglasses on head and drooling
(Bow egg-head user using glasses and speaking with forked tongue
[8*| drunk user using a walkman and wearing sunglasses
<|-| Chinese user
@:-v user wearing a turban and speaking
<B-~D happy user using glasses and with a cold
<8*p surprised-drunk user pointing the tongue out
<8-{* user wearing sunglasses, using a mustache and arroughting
<8-{I fool-swimmer user using a mustache
8:-T little girl-incredule user
*<:{ user using a mustache and wearing a Santa Claus hat
@:*& drunk-tongue-tied user wearing a turban
+-X-( dead-religious user frowning
}0) cyclops user wearing a toupee in a updraft and smiling
@.-(@) one-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting
@B-O~ big-mouth user wearing a turban, using glasses and drooling
*!#^!*:-) schizophrenic user smiling
<B:^b user with sunglasses on head and pointing the tongue out
<:-@ user screaming
<0-) scuba-diver user smiling
{B-\ hair-parted-in-the-middle-skeptical user using glasses
*:-{Q user using a mustache and smoking
OOOO:@< pig-nose-Marge Simpson-mad user
<8r user wearing sunglasses and sticking tongue out
{|oX lips-sealed user wearing a toupee
<8^) swimmer user smiling
<:r user sticking tongue out
<;-Q user smoking
*!#^!*0-v~ schizophrenic-cyclops user speaking and drooling
<3 A heart
/\!/\ A male lying on his back with legs spread
/\*/\ A female lying on her back with legs spread
]=8) Happy cow smilie
*:|) Bimbo (no offense!)
@;^[) Elvis
*<(;') Frosty the Snowman
/:-) Gumby
@@@@@@@@:) Marge Simpson
[8-] Frankenstein
===:-D Don King
{:-D Big Cheesy Grin Smiley
+_+ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
o_o Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
'o` Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
`o' Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
`_' Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
'_` Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
"._." Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~v~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~_~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
^v^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~!~ Koala smiley
~V~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
^V^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
"v" Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
"V" Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~u~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~=~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
^=^ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~U~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~n~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~O~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~o~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
~x~ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
><FISH> A fish. (?)
><FISH> A fish. (?)
><FISH> A swimmer. (?)
><FISH> A caterpiller. (?)
/\o/\ A spider. (?)
/\o/\ A mountain range. (?)
/\o/\ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
/\o/\ A grin. (?)
/\o/\ A mountain. (?)
/\o/\ Girl with pigtails. (?)
/\o/\ Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
/\o/\ A cat smiley. (?)
/\o/\ Sleepy smiley. (?)
/\o/\ Sleepy smiley. (?)
/\o/\ A grin. (?)
/\o/\ ear to ear smile
~=o oOo oOo o o@=< (?)
ooo O\O ooo KILROY!
ooo O\O ooo maybe; (probably needs a wall)
ooo O\O ooo with a wall. (some tty has nice 0's)
ooo O\O ooo -- hanged at the other side of the wall ...
c=: Phallus
c=: XXL size
c=. Phallus of a Cyclop
c=. Eunuch's phallus
c=; Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle
c=//=: Bobbit Phallus
c=#=: Bobbit Phallus after operation.
c=:: four-engined
~: Child
,: powerless
|I| Frontside
|.| powerless in frontside
c=3 in abstinence for a while
c=B clergyman
(y) Pubis
(y) Scissors
(8x) Bobbit`s wife
{y} Old pubis
[y] Military pubis
((Y)) Fat lady
(((Y))) Very fat lady
(..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible
(x(Y)) x weigthed lady (in Kg)
(x) Gay
=r) big nose smiley
=o) big nose smiley
(==) Kosh from Babylon 5
[-:-) Garibaldi from Babylon 5 ("Male pattern baldness")
(o:-) Sinclair from Babylon 5 ("hole in your mind")
{ :-) Minbari from Babylon 5
&:-)> Narn from Babylon 5
{8-> Bart Simpson
{8-* Maggie Simpson
{8-) Lisa Simpson
=O) Stimpy
>>>>X-O>>>> Roadkill Smiley
>>>>X-O>>>> "Nest" haircut
<:3 )~~~~ Mouse
<:3 Rat/Mouse/Ferret